Things have come to a pretty past,
our romance is growing flat for you like this and the other while I go for this and that.
Goodness knows what the end will be
oh I don't know where I'm at.
It looks as if we two will never be one.
Something must be done.
You say either and I say either.
You say neither and I say neither.
Either, either and neither, neither.
Let's call the whole thing off.
And, you like potato and I like potato.
You like tomato and I like tomato.
Potato, potato. Tomato, tomato.
Let's call the whole thing off.
But oh if we call the whole thing off then we must part.
And oh if we ever part then that might break my heart.
So you like pyjamas and I like pajamas.
I'll wear pajamas and you wear pajamas.
For we know we need each other so we.
Let's call the whole thing off.
Oh let's call the whole thing off.
You say laughter and I say laughter. You say after and I say after. Laughter, laughter and after, after.
Let's call the whole thing off.
You like vanilla and I like vanilla.
You says farella and I says farella.
Vanilla, vanilla.
Oh chocolate, strawberry.
Let's call the whole thing off.
But oh if we call the whole thing off then we must part and oh if we ever part then that might break my heart.
So if you go for oysters and I go for oysters. I'll order oyesters and you order order oyesters.
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