Eric Idle/ Don Rickles if i didn t have you

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I'd be rocking with the dinos
Swinging with the rhinos
I'd de-dragonize this cave in a minute
Cornwall, they would sing
'Cause I would be the dragon king
I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!
If you didn't have me?
If I didn't have you!
Well, how about if I didn't have you, huh?
Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Stop bickering and get your act together.
Act? Did someone say act? I can act!
If only I had seperate parts
My career would be the arts
I'd be the star of Camelot
You'd be the half that the whole world forgot!
If I didn't have you!
I should be so lucky!
If I didn't have you!
Oh, wait! You'd be dead!
Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Trapped! Aah! Trapped!
Stuck here with you for 500 years!
Oh dear, it's learned to count.
If you'd got me a good lawyer I would have split 400 years ago.
Now, listen here, pal! I didn't come here to be insulted!
Oh? Where do you usually go?
I'd be a fire-breathing lizard!
I'd be one high-flying wizard!
You'd be nothing without me! You'd be extinct! You'd cease to be!
I'm so tired of your nagging!
And I'm so tired of your bragging!
Without me you'd have no brain. . .
. . . with which to think!
I'd be rocking with the dinos (If only I had
seperate parts)
Swinging with the rhinos
I'd de-dragonize this cave in a minute (My career would be the arts)
Cornwall, they would sing (I'd be the star of
Camelot)
'Cause I would be the dragon king
I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!
If I didn't have you!
If I didn't have you!
If I didn't have you!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
This way!
Let me lead!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
No, this way, twinkletoes!
Life could be so sweet if these were both my feet!
What I'd do if I didn't have you!
I got you, babe!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Well, if I didn't,
oh, if I didn't,
have you!

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