On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
One delicious cookie.
On the second day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Two baby frogs,
(What kind of jive present is that, man?)
And one delicious cookie.
On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Three footballs,
Two baby frogs,
And one delicious cookie.
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Four woolly bears,
Three footballs,
Two baby frogs,
And one delicious cookie.
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Five argyle socks,
Four woolly bears,
Three footballs,
Two baby frogs,
And one delicious cookie.
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Six rubber duckies,
Five argyle socks,
Four woolly bears,
Three footballs,
Two baby frogs,
And one delicious cookie.
On the seventh day of Christmas
Someone sent to me:
Seven rusty trashcans,
Six rubber duckies,
Five argyle socks,
Four woolly bears,
Three footballs,
Two baby frogs,
And one delicious cookie.
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Eight counts a-counting,
(Ha ha! I love them all!)
Seven rusty trashcans,
Six rubber duckies,
Five argyle socks,
Four woolly bears,
Three footballs,
Two baby frogs,
And one delicious cookie.
On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Nine pounds of bird seed,
Eight counts a-counting,
Seven rusty trashcans,
Six rubber duckies,
Five argyle socks,
Four woolly bears,
Three footballs,
Two baby frogs,
And one delicious cookie.
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Ten wind-up rabbits,
Nine pounds of bird seed,
Eight counts a-counting,
Seven rusty trashcans,
Six rubber duckies,
Five argyle socks,
Four woolly bears,
Three footballs,
Two baby frogs,
And one delicious cookie.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Eleven broken buildings,
Ten wind-up rabbits,
Nine pounds of bird seed,
Eight counts a-counting,
Seven rusty trashcans,
Six rubber duckies,
Five argyle socks,
Four woolly bears,
Three footballs,
Two baby frogs,
And one delicious cookie.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Twelve... uh... twelve... um... I can't remember.
Oh, dear!
Eleven broken buildings,
Ten wind-up rabbits,
Nine pounds of bird seed,
Eight counts a-counting,
Seven rusty trashcans,
Six rubber duckies,
Five argyle socks,
Four woolly bears,
Three footballs,
Two baby frogs,
(Om nom! Om nom nom nom!)
And one delicious cookie.
(Om nom nom! Om nom! Om! Om!)

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