now let me
welcome everyone to the bleach sands of queensland stinking hot days cold beers and cheap land
bikini clad backpackers and weed plants
california beach tans but instead of street gangs
and gold bling or getting capped on your steps
here you can pat a stingray and maybe get a stab in the chest from what inhabits the depths of the reef
cause every creature in our habitat has venom or teeth
in brief we got flys the size of zippo lighters
mosquitos biting us rife with hepatitis
no lie we got the highest count of venomous snakes
and poisonous arachnoids than any other place
we got weather extremes in every sense it can mean
famines and bushfires death and disease
we got cows we got mud we got droughts we got flood
we got cyclones ripping up our houses and pubs
still there's ounces of bud that local outlaws
give huge amounts of love growin' outdoors
so this is going out yall on my new lp
to every corner of the sauna called the qld
cause in the sunshine state where fun times await
and the cops don't get no dumber
even ya big city streets that are bringing the heat
have got nothing on a queensland summer
this is queensland australia
let me her it if your out there ‘ho'
from the north to the south say ‘ho'
queensland australia
let me her it if your out there ‘ho'
from the north to the south say ‘ho'
show your back to us shake that glutious maximus hey
show your back to us shake that glutious maximus hey
show your back to us shake that glutious maximus hey
show your back to us shake that glutious maximus hey
so now that we're the state ya schoolies come for holidays
to get debauched like george bush's college days
we got the girls and the sun and surf and there's
no other place on earth i'd rather call my home turf
since birth i been in brissy world's most liveable city
we're calling pots what sydney calls a midi
it's hardly any drama though we only order schooners
and grow bananas like chernobyl's growing tumours
ya heard so many rumours growing up about the drop bears like the scott's do the monster in the loch ness
that when a croc tears people to shreds
ya don't flinch even if it's eatin' each of ya legs
the police are in bed with all the criminal types
and let em do whatever with minimal hype
politicians to crime are like penises to foetuses
when people vote your leaders in like joh bjelke peterson
but even with no reasoning i'd give it up
to the place i live it up and state i give a fuck
so mate from wynnum up to cape york peninsula
i'm biggin up the whole friggin state when i rip it up
cause in the sunshine state where fun times await
and the cops don't get no dumber
even ya big city streets that are bringing the heat
have got nothing on a queensland summer
this is queensland australia
let me her it if your out there ‘ho'
from the north to the south say ‘ho'
queensland australia
let me her it if your out there ‘ho'
from the north to the south say ‘ho'
show your back to us shake that glutious maximus hey
show your back to us shake that glutious maximus hey
show your back to us shake that glutious maximus hey
show your back to us shake that glutious maximus hey

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