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Whizzer, hey
Suddenly it all came clear
I say let's have my bar mitzvah here
Surprise!
This was Jason's brilliant idea
And I brought the prayer shall
It's Jason's bar mitzvah
Don't you move
Everything will soon be great
Close your eyes while we redecorate
I'll unwrap the billion hors d'oeuvres
And someone please eat them
It's Jason's bar mitzvah
Lovely
Flowers make things lovely
Champagne makes things lovely, too
Everyrhing's amiss
Drink up
Anyone for bubbly?
Probably is doubly useful
at a time like this
Cheers
Cheers!
And aren't things lovely?
I feel more helpless than I have in years
Try this on
Mendel, get this thing in gear
Please excuse me if I interfere
But I feel that since I'm the host
It's me who should toast him
To Jason's bar mitzvah
I notified the nurses
Told them
Please
do
not
intrude
I passed around the food
Then dumped some extra food
Cause, Lord knows, we've got plenty
She's cooked for some two hundred guests
We number not that many
Actually... we're seven
Maybe it's not dumb
The way this whole thing ends
The food tastes really yummy
Oh, mummy!
The flowers seem to sparkle (Lovely)
Candlelabra sets the tone
(I must make things...)
The wine is very soothing (...lovely)
Soothes the something, something
Someone needed soothing
(Put everything in it's place) I think perhaps I'm overdressed
I think perhaps it doesn't matter that you are (Ready for the band...)
But, here we are
Jason's bar mitzvah looks like the books say it should
Cheers
And aren't things lovely?
Everything is lovely
I feel more helpless than I have in years
Here he comes
Fix his tie
Trina, try to make him smile more
Don't know why
But he looks like Marvin
How did you turn out so great?
Who do I thank for the man you turned into?
Kid, do you know how proud I am?
If I dont show how proud I am
You hold my dreams, kid
I burst at the seams 'cause of you
Son of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob
Son of Marvin
Son of Trina
Son of Whizzer
Son of Mendel
And godchild to the lesbians from next door
Sing, oh sing, oh sing
Vie-eme-low yea-o-leh
Heh-oh-non vi-low
Ah-yis-is-ooh ay-ysi-ro-ale
Ha-ooh low toe vo-o-meem aboh