Awww shit
Guess who's back
I put a hamster in a sock
and slammed it against the furniture
The only bones it broke was my dicks
I can't help being mushy
Because I love pussy
I play with more balls than the Knicks
They call me Michael Vic
Because after a long summers day
I like to come back to my house
And break my dog's neck
I get more pussy than animal control
I keep it real hot like the spices in my asshole
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Can I see your pussy?
The Doctor's say that I have a disease
But I find that really fucking hard to believe

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