I'm twenty-nine years old
still wearing the wallet chain
like I was twenty-eight.
I'm wearing my vans right now
so high school kids
will think that I can skate.
I've got a degree in science
yet shaking my fists in defiance.
Anyway, I'm not cliche
I hardly own any ties.
I may be old
but at least I'm not like all those other old guys.
I'm watching MTV for fashion tips
so I can say that I saw it first.
Backwards hat, tattoos, and goatee;
say I'm cool
just like Fred Durst.
I pay almost all my bills.
I sleep on a futon still.
Anyway, I'm not cliche
I hardly own any ties.
I may be old
but at least I'm not like all those other old guys.
I may be old
but at least I'm not like all those other old guys.

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