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This morning, I answered to the phone,
And it was my managerâ¦
He said listen to me:
Your song is not gonna play on the radio,
Because your english is not really fluid, you know!
âSaid itâs not enoughâ¦
To have a beautiful body!
And that job is not like selling hamberzzjrrszzz⦠tabarnacâ¦
(Non, non, câest beau, on va le garderâ¦)
So I said âGo to the refrigerator, nâtake a zucchini, bend over,
and put it right in your ass!â
Donât you think I know my englishâs so bad?
My english is not goodâ¦
Baby Iâm so sad!
Donât you hear me⦠I know my englishâs so bad!
I have an accent⦠And I feel like crap, oh noâ¦.
So I went in my garage⦠Got in my car.
And I «drived», talking with my blueteeth⦠(Bluetooth, Linda!)
My boyfriend told me âDonât cry! Come to my houseâ¦
Donât worry, weâll talk about this together!â
So I knocked at his door⦠And when he openedâ¦
He said âWhy do you want absolutely sing in english?â
I said âBabe, did you forget Iâm a professional singer?
And if I donât sing in english, Iâll keep eating macaroni!â
But⦠I know my englishâs so bad!
My english is not goodâ¦No!
Baby Iâm so sad!
I tell you, I know my englishâs so bad!
This is no bullshitâ¦
Iâll never live in a castle, no!
My englishâs too badâ¦
Iâll never have a Lamborghiniâ¦
My englishâs too bad!
And not even a Cadillac!
My englishâs so bad, my englishâs so badâ¦
Do you love me darling? Even if my englishâs so bad?
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