Funny Mike
I've been sittin here,
Tryin to find my beer,
cause I'm so damn drunk,
I threw my wife in the trunk,
I stopped to get gas,
Got kicked in the ass,
Man this fuckin sux,
He punched me in my nuts,
That stupid little bitch,
Went to the cops and snitched,
now I'm out for arrest,
I'll let you think the rest.

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