Tried but I just can't
Keep up with the media slant
I watch the spastic dance
They're doin' the media slant
Slant, slant, slant
They must be members
Of some dark fraternal club
They hold their meetings
While I'm soaking in the tub
Ruseau and Stalin
Must be cheering from their graves
I hear their rhetoric
In everything they say
Tried but I just can't
Keep up with the media slant
Watch the spastic dance
They're doin' the media slant
They're doin' the media slant
They're doin' the media slant
Slant, slant, slant

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