It's not that blue Mercedes Benz
That she could give to me
It's not that if she married me
That I would be dead free
It's not that she's just barrels of fun
That makes me fall so hard
That pretty little lady from Beaumont, Texas
With the oil wells in her yard
It's not because she could be
In a Playboy centerfold
That makes me want to take a bath
With her and her black gold
It's not because she's barrels of fun
That my heart pumps so hard
For that pretty little lady from Beaumont, Texas
With the oil wells in her yard
All that stock in Texas gold
Don't mean a thing to me
I buy my oil at K-Mart
I buy one and get one free
I'd love her if she didn't have
Those paid up credit cards
That pretty little lady from Beaumont, Texas
With the oil wells in her yard
It's not because she could be
In a playboy centerfold
That makes me want to take a bath
With her and her black gold
It's not because she's barrels of fun
That my heart pumps so hard
For that pretty little lady from Beaumont, Texas
With the oil wells in her yard
That pretty little lady from Beaumont, Texas
With the oil wells in her yard

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