Welcome, little children
At play among the tombs
A trail of treats will lead you
Into candy covered rooms
Granite pestles crush their tiny pelvises to dust
Smashing with unholy lust
You and your burnout friends
Were suckered by the witch's tale
Caves replete with the devil's leaf
And a map for sale
So, to the catacombs
With plunder as your goal
Stumble bums, trap door sprung,
You were knocked out cold
Welcome, lonely traveler
Engaged in self-abuse
Your love of iron maidens
Will be put to grisly use
Piercing shrieks of torture from behind a metal mask
Blood collects in oaken casks
You hear a muffled scream
Through a freshly mortared crypt
Slimy tendrils coat the walls
Where the coffin juices drip
A filthy denim vest
You find abandoned on the chamber floor
Mortal fear; your blood runs cold
At the sound of the creaking door
The screams of your friends echo from afar
Panicked, you race through the torch-lit halls
Into the abattoir
Kill! Kill! Kill!
You fall to your knees
In the human debris
And we chortle at your feeble cries
You kick and you scream
As you're dragged 'cross the floor
No mercy, no pity, you're destined to die
In our inner sanctum
Chained to the floor of a catacomb cell
In our inner sanctum
You will be wracked with the tortures of Hell
In our inner sanctum
Tears stream from your bloodshot eyes
In our inner sanctum

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