How d'you do? I...
See you've met my
Faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down
'Cause when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out by the way that I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a girl by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
Well you got caught with a flat
Well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night
When it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania
So why don't you stay for the night? (Night!)
Or maybe a bite? (Bite!)
I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been makin' a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relievin' my tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania
Hey, I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania
So, come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici... pation
But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom!

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