It was a little boy's birthday today
He was a selfish kid
And he got a lot of meaningless gifts
Oh, yes, yes, he did
His mum and dad took him to the zoo
'Cause they loved him true
But they had to take Harry too
Even though they didn't really want to
He wouldn't share his knickerbocker glory with him
If they hadn't gave him the wrong one
All Harry wanted was his love like a brother, but he failed
He'll just have to wait 'til he meets Ron
Vernon Dursley was a man who enjoyed his job
And he loved his wife and kid, but he was kind of a snob
He took his nephew in, and it gave him so much frustration
He felt the Boy Who Lived was his utter humiliation
He'd never share his knickerbocker glory with him
He said that Harry came out wrong
All Harry wanted was his love like a father, but he failed
He could never measure up to Prongs
Petunia was a prim and proper sort
She had her nose stuck in the air and a face just like a horse
She had no love in her heart for little Harry Potter
Long-gone sister's son, treated like some kind of stranger
She could have shared her knickerbocker glory with him
Now he'll have to make it on his own
All Harry wanted was her to love him like a mother, but she failed
Guess he'll have to find love on his own
Someday, he'll find love on his own, oh, yes, he will
Someday, he'll find love on his own
Somehow, someday, he will find true friends and family
And he'll never have to be alone

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