Maggots can't fuck with the Shaggy
Cuz I got a crew, bitch
A crew like you ain't never even known
Carnival freaks from the ghetto zone
All waiting for the day to put you in your place
I'll have the fat bearded lady sitting on your face
Bitch boy bitchy you might get hurt
Dead Carnival clowns putting in w-w-w-work
You think your the shit cuz you think you got the upper hand
But why don't you come and meet my boy, the strong man
And he'll grab you by the head and squeeze until it pops
And shake your motherfucking neck until your head flops
Cuz I'm running with the beyond, you motherfucks
I'll make a voodoo doll of ya, and flick your nuts
See I was born to cause a killer carny ruckus
I came out the neden stabbing and choking motherfuckers
I leave a screw driver sticking half way out your dome
The worst part about is, I'm not alone
Violent J (repeat 2X)
Jokers and freaks deep in the night
Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight
J-J-J-Jimmy cracked corn but they don't care
They bust ya in your motherfucking head with a chair
(Shaggy 2 Dope)
I'm a nerd, and all the bitches call me a nerdy geek
And they would love to stick their thumbtacks on my seat
And they would throw their split balls at the class freak
And everyone of them bitches died in there sleep!
Cuz I fuck around with books and the severed barn
Crystal balls, black magic and jokers cards
And that night just when I'm feelin lonely
The clowns come to my bed and juggle for me
So don't fuck with the Shaggs cuz I cast spells
And don't come crying to me when your tongue swells
I'm hanging with freak shows, like Crab Boy, Snake Boy
Flipper and Scab Boy
And a man who can eat his own fucking face
And then shit it out and screw it back into place
If you don't think so you can suck my bone
Cuz I tried telling ya man, I'm not alone
Well I like to hang with Tall Jess and Jump Steady
Nate The Mack, Violent J and Uncle Freddy
Chucky Mutha Fucky and Scott got my respect
But I really like to hang with old rubber neck
A freak show from the circus that you don't know
And I fucked the Lion Lady in the neden hole
And sometime she do an acrobatic flip on my nuts
And it feels so good!
So tell your boys that they all a bunch of chump suckers
I walk around your neighborhood chokin motherfuckers
I used to be a fool but now the joker's got juice
Shit changed when I started hanging out with Zeus
And if you take me out you know I'm coming back again
With my homeboys Jack and the Cannon Man He come flying
Out the barrel doing Mach 9
With his fist coming straight for your spine
Never fuck with the Shaggs cuz it's always tickin
I throw a curse and turn your ass into a chicken
So when you see me by my lonely in the ghetto zone
Motherfucker better realize, I'm not alone
(old man)
Who's that (Jokers and freaks)
Who's there?
No, stop it!
Ahh, I can't stand it
Ahh, go away
Leave me alone
No, no, ahhhhh!

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