Another year over
Where do they go to?
It's a mystery
Now it's December
So much to remember
Before Christmas Eve
I'm already late and my train is delayed
Disruptions on the line I race into work
and the place is berserk
Yes it's Christmas time
I want to find the greatest gift I can give my family
But right now I don't have time to breathe
The streets are chaotic, the shops idiotic There's a queue for the queue
A granny's taking her time at the front of the line
Ninety one, ninety two
There's a party at work
And the manager's twerkin' inappropriately
To top off the day
Another train is delayed
It's a catastrophe
Christmas Time is here
I'd like to spend the time with the ones I love so dear
I'm tryin' to find the greatest gift I can give my family
I don't have time there's only one of me
Tell me how do people do it all?
I'll never get it done
If only there were a way to be
In two places at once
Wait! That gives me an idea!
If I wasn't alone
What if I had a clone
I could do so much more
It would all be a breeze
With a couple more me's
I'd have time galore
I want to find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift I can give is ME!
Now I can meet with the boss
And empty out my inbox all simultaneously
Leaving me time to spend
With my family and friends
Where I want to be
I want to find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift I can give is me!
I want to find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift I can give is me!
I want to find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift I can give
The greatest gift I can give
...is me!

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