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DONâT HATE ME CAUSEâ I WEAR TIGHT JEANS
I KNOW THEYâRE OUT OF STYLE
IF YOU NEED SOME WAY TO PICK ON ME MY HAIRLINEâS GETTING HIGH
I SMOKE TOO MUCH I DRINK TOO MUCH IâM OUT OF TUNE IâM OUT OF TIME
DONâT HATE ME CAUSEâ I WEAR TIGHT JEANS MY ASSETâS MY BEHIND
I WAS DOWN IN AUSTIN TEXAS WITH
A FEW OLD FRIENDS OF MINE
WE WERE SHOOTING THE SHIT AND DRINKING A BIT
BEFORE THE SHOW TO KILL SOME TIME
THERE WAS THIS WAITRESS IâD BEEN WATCHING
FROM THE MOMENT SHE WALKED IN
SHE HAD LONG BLONDE HAIR BIG BLUE EYES AND LEGS UP TO HER CHINâ¦THATâS JUST THE WAY I LIKE EMâ
WELL IâD HAD SOME LIQUID COURAGE
SO I ASKED HER FOR A DATE
SHE SAID WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER MAYBE BOY
BUT TILL THEN YOUâLL HAVE TO WAIT
BEING THE GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT THAT I AM
AND FIGURING I COULD COME UP WITH SOME WITTY REBUTTAL
I ASKED HER WHY
SHE SAID DONâT TAKE THIS WRONG
YOUâRE A HANDSOME MAN
BUT YOUR REALLY NOT MY TYPE
THE BOYS THAT I GO OUT WITH
DONâT WEAR THEIR PANTS THAT TIGHT
THAT WENT OUT IN THE 90âS
WITH THE BOOTS AND THE BIG HAIR TOO
BUT IF IT WERENâT FOR THAT
YEAH I GUESS I MIGHT GO OUT WITH YOU
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WELL SHE LAUGHED SO HARD SHE DROPPED HER TRAY
AND WROTE HER NUMBER DOWN
I PICKED HER UP ON SUNDAY THINKING MAYBE LUNCH DOWNTOWN
SHE GRABBED MY KEYS AND SAID SHOVE OVER YOU DONâT MIND IF I DRIVE
SHE TOOK ME TO SOME CHIC BOUTIQUE AND DRAGGED ME INSIDE
WELL NOW IâM HIP-HOP NOW IâM FLY IâVE GOT IT GOING ON
MY BALL CAPâS BACKWARDS MY BOXERS SHOW AND THESE PANTS ARE A FOOT TOO LONG
THE ONLY TROUBLE I FORSEE MIGHT BE MOVING AROUND ON STAGE
WITH THIS 65LB DOLLAR SIGN GOLD ELECTROPLATED CHAIN
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- California Man