She was swaying to the music as sexy as can be
She stood out on the dance floor and pointed right at me
I'm willing to take a shot if you're willing to take the chance
But you're bound to be embarrassed
I apologize in advance
It's time to take a breath
It's time for thinking twice
Cause I know me better
So take some good advice
If you're looking for Travolta
Or some guy who can really dance
This is bound to turn out ugly
I apologize in advance
When you pay my bar tab please don't be surprised
I appreciate your kindness but you must have realized
I drink a lot of booze that's why I tried to dance
You're looking at three figures
I apologize in advance
It's time to take a breath
It's time for thinking twice
Cause I know me better
So take some good advice
If you're looking for a bargain
Don't give me a glance
Cause you're headed for disaster
I apologize in advance
And when you take me home, let me ease your mind
I'm sure the earth will move and we'll have a swinging time
Just don't act surprised when I'm reaching for my pants
I told you this would happen
I apologized in advance
It's time to take a breath
It's time for thinking twice
Cause I know me better
So take some good advice
If you're talking about forever
If you're looking for romance
I predict a tragic ending
I apologize in advance
No, this won't turn out pretty
I apologize in advance

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