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If necessity is the mother of invention
Then I'd like to kill the guy who invented this
The numbers come together in some kind of third dimension
A regular algebraic bliss
Let's start with something simple like 1 and 1 ain't 3
Any 2 plus 2 will never get you 5
There's fractions in my subtraction and x don't equal y
But my homework is bound to multiply
Math suks, math suks
I'd like to burn this text book, I hate that stuff so much
Math suks, math suks
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much
But math suks
I got so bored with my homework, I turned on the TV
The beauty contest winners were all smiling through their teeth
Then they asked the new Miss America
Hey
babe,
can
you
add
up
all
those
bucks?
She looked puzzled, then just said, Math
suks
Math suks, math suks
You don't even have to spell it, all you have to do is yell it
Math suks, math suks
Sometime times I think that I don't know that much
But math suks
Geometry, trigonometry and if that don't tax your brain
There are numbers too big to be named
Numerical precision is a science with a mission
And I think it's gonna drive me insane
Parents fighting with their children and the congress can't agree
Teachers and their students are all jousting constantly
Management and labor keep rattling old sabers
Quacking like those Peabody ducks
Math suks, math suks
You don't even have to spell it, all you have to do is yell it
Math suks, math suks
Sometime times I think that I don't know that much
But math suks
Math suks, math suks, math suks the big one
Math suks, math suks, math suks the big one
Math suks, math suks, math suks the big one
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