Oh rock and roll is a scary business no hit records
No MTV videos, you'll never make it here, scary
Not, let's do it coral reefers
Looked in my laptop, what did I see?
A flashin' message said, Today: Therapy
Rather walk through fire than converse with my shrink
But I'm getting better that's what some people think
Talk about denial and dysfunctional things
Head's like a bell some days it dongs and it dings
Me brain's playin' tricks on me it likes to shift gears
Spend lots of money, but I'm tacklin' my fears
Now vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
These are the things that terrify me the most
No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts scare me
Like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
Had a dream last night took a time travellin' ride
Back to my childhood where those monsters reside
They snack on innocence and dine on self-esteem
But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream
Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
These are the things that terrify me the most
No alien, psychopath or MTV host scares me
Like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
I was never ever frightened
By the murderer on our block
He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters
The neighborhood is still in shock
So many dragons lurking out in the fog
So many crazy people mumblin' monologues
It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read
I need protection from the things in my head
Like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
These are the things that terrify me the most
No alien, psychopath or MTV host scares me
Like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
These are the things that terrify me the most
No alien, psychopath or MTV host scares me
Like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
Oh you're so scary
It's scary out here
In the world of rock and roll
Scared you didn't I?

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