Christmas is a time
Special time of year
To peace and joy and happiness
Wonderment to hear
Opening your present underneath the tree
Spending countless hours with your family
That's why I'm drinking drinking drinking...
I'm going to drink all day
I'm going home for christmas
And my family insane
Just got to make it through the day
And there is no other way
I'm going to get drunk drunk drunk on Christmas
Can't be sobor when I'm over
Everyone's bipolar
So cut the crap and get some jack
And put it in my soda
And make it strong enough to put a reindeer in a coma
I'm getting drunk drunk drunk on Christmas
I'm heading home for the holiday season
My dad has a stick up his ass for some reason
My mother and my sister, they're no longer speaking
And me, I'm drinking
Rumple Minze by the shot
Gin and tonic, yeah why not
Black and Tan, that's my jam
Irish whiskey I will slam
Jägermeister, Hefenweisser
Stella, Stoli and Budweiser
Santa, Santa, Santa, I've got the family blues
Just fill my stocking full of vodka, any brand you choose
I need some Christmas spirit, and by spirit I mean booze
Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas
Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas
Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk,
On Christmas Day

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