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I was sittin' in a chair at the H and R Block
Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock
Said, Ive tallied up your numbers through the end of the year
Son you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer"
I said, "Its
cheaper
than
a
shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
It's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of Jack
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun
And it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
It's cheaper than a shrink
Now me and her had this little problem between us
Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus
She said, Honey,
I
think
we
need
to
see
a
marital
counselor
I said, All
we
need
to
do
is
slam
a
case
of
twelve
ouncers
'Cause it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
'Bout eighteen bucks I'll getcha four six-packs
No pourin' out your heart to some high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done
Gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun
And it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
And it's cheaper than a shrink
If the liquor prices soar as high as gasoline
Well, I'd have quit drinkin' back when I was nineteen
It's the oldest most proven form of therapy
The best thing about it, far as I can see
Is that it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
And it's cheaper than a shrink
Oh, you just pour and drink
And it's a whole lot cheaper than
Some big town clock hound
Drag you down shrink
- Album:
- Sunny and 75 (Single)
- Crickets
- Old Things New
- Real Things
- III
- Revelation
- Man with a Memory
- Miscellaneous
- Undone
- Take It Off
- Freaks Like Me
- Promo Only: Country Radio, July 2011
- 24 Country Hits
- So Country 2013
- Old Things New (Bonus Track Version)
- Joe Nichols: Greatest Hits
- Greatest Hits
- CMC – A Country Christmas
- A Traditional Christmas
- Country Christmas