(Verse 1)
I'll tell you a story about a really cool pig
One day I showed up in front of my dance school
I was drunk, just on the way home from a disco
/>Hungry for 2 lobsters
There was a big tree next to a big house
and everything looked so classy
I wanted to go in and ask if they had food
Only seniors who danced, bad cards
Only grandmas who stared at me
As if they wanted an autograph
Hey little one, this is a dance evening
à 40, chill I really, that's fresh meat Madame
I'm like a peach
Suddenly a lady who has had an operation comes along
She says her husband has been on assembly for weeks
She tells me that Renate is called
And I think to myself:
I'll only fuck her if I have a Viagra smack
She asks what my actual name is
I'll distract you, I know you're desperate , alone
It doesn't matter where I come from and no matter what my name
We're spending this evening as a couple
And she gives me a smile
With her yellow smoker's teeth
And I have to help the old woman get up
And her watery eyes ask:
Can you drive me home?
(Chorus)
I just know that her name is Renate
She wore the most beautiful evening dress
She was already in her early 50s
The applecorn was cheap
She took me home with her
And I came on her stomach
(Verse 2)
The door opens, all I see is a fat slob
Shocked with a bright red head, what an unlucky day
Scumbag, who are you? Nail it my wife?
Yes, then drive me home
No, I'll beat you up now
Come on, Grandpa, I'm not afraid
Suddenly he takes his shotgun out of the wardrobe
/>Yes Santa Claus runs towards me
Hits me, punches me and drowns me in the pool
Yes you think you're cool? With your red cap
Well your wife thought I was super sexy today
Shut up, mutt, child from the gutter
Why don't you beat the disabled cunt
I was forced by her I was still a virgin
Stupid, suddenly his dog comes
He said barrel, on Rex, barrel
Let's see if you have sex with my wife again
Suddenly she leaves Open the door to the apartment
An Italian, with long hair and a bouquet of roses
And he shouts: Darling, who are these men
And I answer: We are the plumbers
We have nothing was done, there was a burst pipe here
And besides, who are you
Don't bother George Bush
It's not our fault if they don't do it anymore
Me fall to my knees and
(refrain)
(conversation:)
Mama mia
Hey, what's the point of this shit
What are you doing here< br/>Who are the two men here
Why, why?
Are you totally kidding me now?
I'm Luigi, who are you
Where does the Italian come from? come here?
I come from Rimini
The running meter
Why do you talk to me like that (What do you want)
I'm Italian (What are you?)
Who's fucking my wife here
You're about to get one from me
YOU'm about to get one from me
REX (No, no everything but please not the dog)
Shit dude it's my pants dude
I have to run away man
The hooker: She's cheating on the Italian with the fat guy
And the fat guy with me
I have to get away from here man
( chorus)

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