We're in the friend zone
Trying to get boned
We're getting played just like a flute
When I said we should be more than friends.
You said like best friends?
Men should never be called cute
She started stripping down for me
She let me sleep in her bed
Made me turn around when she change'd bras
Made me sleep toe to head
I just made a condom run
For her stupid boyfriend
I'm done being her wingman
Let's put this abuse to an end
Baked her cupcakes last night
She gave me a high five
No more being friends
Unless we get benefits
We would have had a good ride
Chemistry like Bill Nye
Fireworks like July
We're in the friend zone
Trying to get boned
We even bought these speedos for you
I want to love her
She loves me like a brother
Trade us to GameStop we've been used
If happy ever after did exist
We'd be getting laid or at least kissed
I never even liked all those chick flicks
Have fun without our famous nacho dip

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