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Well, Mamma was exhausted after she had me
Took two nurses to hold me and one nurse to slap me
Doctor turned to Mamma and he shook his head
Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said
This
boys way off the charts as far as I can tell
Ooh, brr, Mamma, hes
a
double
XL
By the second grade, I was five foot two
Fifth grade, I was wearin' a size 12 shoe
Eighth grade, I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall
And the coaches had me playin' High School football
Uncle Roy said, Boy,
you'll make the NFL
Double XL, double XL
Don't call me on the phone, just ring my dinner bell
Double XL, double XL
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooh, brr, baby, I'm a double XL, hey
Here we go
Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida
Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold
They want a real man with meat on his bones
I'll yank their Yankees, ring their southern bells
They say, Ooh,
brrr
we
love
a
double
XL
Double XL, double XL
Don't call me on the phone, just ring my dinner bell
Double XL, double XL
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooh, brr, baby I'm a double XL
Double XL solo
Well, double XL, double XL
Don't call me on the phone, just ring my dinner bell
Double XL, double XL
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooh, brr, baby I'm a double XL
Well if you have any doubts, come see for yourself
Why all the girls love a double XL
Ooh, brr, yeah I'm a double XL
Yeah, oh
Triple XL too
- Album:
- Three Chord Country And American Rock & Roll
- Three Chord Country And American Rock And Roll
- Miscellaneous
- Promo Only: Country Radio, August 2006
- Totally Country, Volume 5
- Promo Only: Country Radio, January 2006
- Promo Only: Country Radio, November 2006
- Totally Country, Volume 6
- Promo Only: Country Radio, March 2008
- Promo Only: Country Radio, October 2008
- Promo Only: Country Radio, September 2005
- Country Heat 2007
- Promo Only: Country Radio, July 2007
- Promo Only: Country Radio, December 2004
- The Essential: New Country
- Country Hits
- Hear Something Country Christmas 2007
- Country Heat 2010 Summer BBQ 2
- Totally Country, Vol. 6
- Silver Bells