Spent too much time in my bed
With the eiderdown all round my head
Under cotton sheets that smell springtime fresh
Or so the packet says
But I know I'm lyin' in
A graveyard of my skin
It wears off as I sleep
There's not one part of me that I get to keep
She wore away, I lost her
And I'm left with an imposter
Who took the lion's share
She took the lion's share
Of credit for my homework
Spent too much time in the shower
So far the best part of an hour
And my fingertips are transformed into fruit
So turn a raisin or prune
And in my fruity state
My hair gets washed away
It's a wonder I'm not bald
For all the hair that's clogging up the plughole
She wore away, I lost her
And I'm left with an imposter
Who took the lion's share
She took the lion's share
She wore away, I lost her
And I'm left with an imposter
Who took the lion's share
She took the lion's share
Of credit for my homework
She started with my fingertips
And left me with no nails to clip
And caught me in her big cat grip
She started with my fingertips
And left with no nails to clip
She caught me in her big cat grip
She wore away, I lost her
And I'm left with an imposter
Who took the lion's share
She took the lion's share
She wore away, I lost her
And I'm left with an imposter
Who took the lion's share
She took the lion's share
Of credit for my homework

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