Small Orchestra
Miscellaneous
Nice Is Weird
Fire is cold and sticky wet,
The sea is nice and dry.
The balloon that rises down
And the brick falls up.
The sky is nice and green
And the grass happens to be blue.
The cat that barks all day long
And the dog that says: meow.
Weird is fun, it's just so boring.
Turn it around, give things a twist.
Weird is fun, it's just so boring.
Don't copy, you're not a parrot .
The sun is nice and square,
The window just happens to be round.
With a fever you are better
And being sick is healthy.
Left is nice and right
And here, coincidentally, there.
I'll be eighty tomorrow
And my grandmother is seven years old.
Weird is nice, just that's so boring.
Turn it around, give it all a twist.
Weird is fun, just that's so boring.
Don't imitate, you're not a parrot.
Whoever steals gets a reward,
Whoever gives away is a thief .
For being good you get punished
And glands that's sweet.
Achmed is from Holland
And Johan is a Turkish.
My mother is a guy
And my dad is wearing a dress.
Weird is fun, it's just so boring.
Turn it around, give things a twist.
Weird is fun, it's just so boring.
Don't imitate, you're not a parrot.
You're not a parrot,
You're not a daddy...jay!

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