I showed up quite late
At my cousin Lise's wedding
I excused the car problem
When chu arrived there 'church
I have to say that my hair hurts
With a hell of a hangover
That meant I sang a little little
During the vicar's sermon
The bride and groom kissed
After exchanging rings
And the audience began to distraught
When the priest made a joke
The bride's father bawled
While the bouquet was being strung out
And it It's with loud honks
We went to the reception!
At my cousin's wedding
The toupees were frizzy
Y had red on his lips
The deputy was drinking gin
With my police cousin
And paunchy mononcs
Who I hadn't seen for ten years (at That's what)
How flat it was to the bone
I sat down at the bar
To have a blast
What we smoked in the bécosse
Me and the priest Boilard
My cousin Jay-Pee Labrosse
And Jimmy the wedding singer
I hear cries of 'women who get angry
It's my girlfriends who recognized me
Who come and smear me with lipstick
By asking me What happened to you
I didn't stretch the subject too much
Because it wasn't in my interest
To teach them like that about their butt
That they have a nephew on the B.S.
I finally ended up at the bar
Where I cast off my moorings
Just before getting accosted
By a guy who was a little tipsy
Who was a credit union manager
And who wanted to talk to me about RÃERS
J I pretended to listen to him
Before feigning the urge to pee!
At my cousin's wedding
The toupees were frizzy
There was red on his lips
The deputy was drinking gin
With my police cousin
And some paunchy mononcs
Who I hadn't seen for ten years ( That's why)
How flat it was to the bone
I sat down at the bar
To have a blast
What 'we smoked in' bécosse
Me and the priest Boilard
My cousin Jay-Pee Labrosse
And Jimmy the wedding singer
And the party continued ©
After the bride and groom pushed each other
The priest Boilard was not suitable
'Crushed the women at all the tables
Jay -Pee Labrosse who was very frozen
Laughed until he split his dentures
Listening to Jimmy sing
Who was faking as it's not allowed
The MP who was on the run
For his electoral campaign
Had abused bourbon
That made him a little round
br/>When he came to shake my hand
Chu didn't beat around the bush
I said: fuck it lcamp big without purpose"
"Me I hate THE politicians!
At my cousin's wedding
The toupees were frizzy
There was red on their lips
The MP was drinking gin
With my police cousin
And paunchy mononcs
Which I hadn't seen for ten years (that's why)
How flat to the bone
I sat at the bar
To make myself a firecracker
That we smoked in the bécosse
Me and the priest Boilard
My cousin Jay-Pee Labrosse
And Jimmy the wedding singer
At the start of the 3rd set
Jimmy was pretty finished
Wanting to make two or three stepettes
Stuck in the drums
Knocking out the drummer in the process
And tearing out the lighting set
Found the four irons in the air
By throwing back into the snare drum
We found the priest Boilard
Having sex in the back-store
With the mother ¨er of the bride
Who was not there to confess
as for our deputy
He left with his packed chariot
Bad luck, he hit a pedestrian
And he got two years in prison!

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