A bright young lad, smart as they come,
Played with big-boy toys, nothing dumb.
Blazed through grade school with high praise;
Left friends and teachers all amazed.
Conquered every video game,
And every sport just the same.
A bright young lad, smart as they come.
Never known to do something dumb.
Said, Mom and Dad, I love you this wide!
Then threw his arms out from his side.
All the liquid from his glass
Hit the couch with one big splash.
Light blond-haired boy just sitting there
With that didnt mean to do it" stare.
"Sorry bout that

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