Everybody load up!
We were sent here to investigate,
A nuclear explosion, and zombie outbreak,
And can you hear Richtofen transmitting from the Moon,
I fear the end is coming soon.
Those guys in HAZMAT suits, they came to clean this mess up.
But now they're being rude, they tried to eat my flesh but
I shot and blew their brains out,
And when we stab 'em they shout,
And clear debris for this route.
Fighting endless zombies in this...
NUKETOWN!!!
Them zombies askin',
For a head blastin,
'Cause they harassin' in this...
NUKETOWN!!!
Gotta find that box,
And a gun that shocks,
Monkey grenades rock.
I hate these...
ZOMBIES!!!
I wanna kill 'em,
Their blood we spillin'
This is so thrillin', kill them...
ZOMBIES!!!
Their waves are endless,
Their souls are friendless,
They want to end us.
I want them points, need some more,
So we can open this door.
What are SMRs for?
It's the worst gun. I'd rather trade it away!
Will I get RPD? Nope!
Maybe LSAT? Nope!
Just want that Ray. Nope!
Heyayayaya
Is that zombie alive? Nope it's dead.
Stuffed by Testa, shot him in the head.
When Chuck's at the trigger all the zombies eat lead,
Though a Ray Gun's more effective always puts 'em to bed.
These agents are pussies, need me to revive 'em.
They keep on getting' downed while I keep survivin'.
Rate of fire feels low, chug a Double Tap soon.
That noise up in the sky, is that a rocket from the Moon?
NUKETOWN!!!

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