Hey man
Dude, you're looking pretty swollen
You been working out?
Uh yeah, why are you looking?
Oh, no not like that, man, I mean, no homo
Oh, no homo, cool
When you wanna compliment a friend
No homo
But you don't want that friendship to end
No homo
To tell a dude just how you feel
No homo
Say 'No homo' so he knows the deal
No homo
And yo man, you've got a fresh style
No homo
And you know you've got the best smile
No homo
Your girlfriend is a lucky lady
No homo
But your looks would make a handsome baby
No homo
I like the way you sort of fill out that shirt
No homo
It's hard to pull off but you make it work
No homo
Ay yo, I kinda like your natural scent
No homo
Ay yo, I kinda like the musical rent
No homo
Man, I can't decide who wore it best
No homo
But I'm feeling Diane Keaton's vest
No homo
I admit it I'm a fashionista
No homo
And I know every line to Mystic Pizza
No homo
D-d-damn this rosé is something special
No homo
Yeah, we should goof around and wrestle
No homo
Let's hit the hot tub and take a dunk
No homo
We're all friends, ain't no need for trunks
No homo
Man, I'm really feeling buzzed right now
No homo
Are you really feeling buzzed right now?
No homo
Dude, we should watch this gay porno tape
No homo
But as a joke 'cause we're all straight
No homo
Man, you could wash laundry on those abs
No homo
Yo, I think girls look good in drag
No homo
Ay, I've been thinking about posing nude
No homo
Yo, I've been thinking about fucking a dude
No homo
Or we could three-way 69
No homo
Or human centipede in a line
No homo
Or some docking could be hella fun
No homo
Oh yeah, man or I could do this one
Ay yo, no homo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy
And buttfuck a dude while he 69s Morrissey
No homo but I wish I lived in ancient Greece
To give young Socrates the ill full release
Ay yo, no homo but today I'm coming out the closet
Wanna scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet
Those two words have set me free
No homo
Damn, it feels good to be
No homo

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