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I fell in love online with a singer,
I’ve been checking her page on Myspace every day without fail, messaging her.
But there’s one minor detail that I forget to tell, I’ve never met the girl.
I feel lame, speaking to her every day on Facebook ain't the same.
OMGZ, LOL, :), XX - How has my love life come to this?
I used to think of myself as a bit of a ‘Jack the Lad’,
but now I’m tapping chicks by Email and it’s fucking sad.
She makes me ROFL when I chat to her on MSN
and I’m sad when she gets picture comments from other men.
When I see that little box pop up on Facebook chat, I change my status to a <3,
she probably thinks I’m a twat.
They scream and they shout when the lights go out (give a round of applause)
My jaw hit the floor when she played that encore, we’ve seen her play before.
I listen to her music, iTunes’d it.
I feel stupid, I’ve been shot through the E-heart by internet cupid.
I feel shitter when her Twitter status tweets @some dude,
and when she posts a blog I give her kudos based on her mood.
- Album:
- Safe in Sound
- Lower Than Atlantis
- Changing Tune
- World Record
- Far Q
- Non-Album Releases
- Work for It
- Lower Than Atlantis (The Black Edition)
- Lower Than Atlantis (Deluxe)
- Strong
- Get Over It
- Bretton
- Alternative 2: The Best of 2012, Part II
- Love Someone Else
- Changing Tune (Deluxe Edition)
- Need for Speed: Most Wanted (2012)
- Beech Like The Tree
- Deadliest Catch
- (Motor) Way Of Life
- (Motor) Way Of Life - Single