It's not easy being a woman
With so much to do And so little time
There's too much, expected of you
I try and I try
But in reality, perfect is hard to master
Jeans and a t-shirt
That's as glam as it gets
Can't cook, can't bake
I hate that thing With the hot plate
Babies come, income goes
My whites go pink, the dinner burns
For a better wife
I know he yearns
It's not easy being a woman
You have to be the plumber
You have to be the whore
Feed the newborn Cut the lawn
Sorry Dear, Did that hurt?
I was still on sink alert
And when they ask What is your name?
I forget, He calls me The Wife
Jeans and a t-shirt
That's as glam as it gets
Can't cook, can't bake
I hate that thing With the hot plate
Babies come, income goes
My whites go pink, the dinner burns
For a better wife
I know he yearns
Then finally, it happened last night
Hubby got swallowed up, by the sofa Outright!
Oh, How I cried Still clutching the remote
The 'B' left us with football on repeat
No, it's not easy being a woman
No it's not easy being a woman
Jeans and a t-shirt
That's as glam as it gets
Can't cook, can't bake
I hate that thing With the hot plate
Babies come, income goes
My whites go pink, the dinner burns
Jeans and a t-shirt
That's as glam as it gets
Can't cook, can't bake
I hate that thing With the hot plate
Babies come, the income goes
My whites go pink, the dinner burns
For our kids I soldier on
I give my all
I know they love me
As I am

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