Here in the middle of the night
I fear that something is'nt right
It's clear thagt struggle as I might
I can't get to sleep
No i can't get to sleep
What if our cat is gay?
What if he fancies me?
What if I'm a gay cat trapped inside a straight man's body?
What if the celing fell down?
What if I never woke up?
What if I did wake up
But in a slightly alternate reality where everyone spoke Latin?
Latin...
Does my wife cheat on me
is she sleeping with my dentist?
My right arm has gone numb
could be a heart attack
But with a heart attack it's your left arm not your right
What if by freaky chance
my hearts the wrong way round?
Hang on it's okay
I've been leaning on my right side.
I wonder what it's like to be a fish?
Did I leave the tap on?
Can you get cancer of the hair?
Is my Dad a robot?
There's a damp patch on the wall that looks like Mr T
Does astoral projection work?
I tried and found that it does
I project myself int the kitchen where i discover that the top of the fridge needs a wipe
I might try counting sheep
That's daft it never works

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