Oh, the Bible is a book with about a million pages
Don't try to read it all at once, you're better off in stages
Don't drop it on your foot or your toes are gonna ache
Keep it clean and neat and warm and dry for goodness' sake
Oh, the Bible is a book with a zillion million words
You can read it on in Hebrew but it's gonna sound absurd
They were reading it in Jesus' day and we still read it now
If your Bible's made of leather it smells sort of like a cow
Oh the Bible, oh the Bible
Oh, the Bible is a real important book on the shelf
Oh the Bible, oh the Bible
It's time to bring it down and take a look for yourself
It's time to take that book down off the shelf
If you only talk to Yankees your theology is sagging
You better learn your Bible with a fellow like Chuck Waggin
Yee-Haw!

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