Thank you, Thank you
Um, I wrote this piece on February 29th.
It was a leap year.
Nevertheless, I stress, or shall I say I dress to impress the press
As my mind begins to Wonder like white bread
So I express, like Panda.
Let me write it down and make it a clause, like Santa.
Want a, want a, want a Fanta.
But don't drink too many 'cause your doctor will
recommend my Lanta.
Stomach bubbled and troubled and caffinated fizz,
or Hot Fuzz, What's da Buzz?
Why did the Crypt cross the road?
Thank you.

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