We came here to rock
Single moms to the front
Dead-beat dads to the rear
Oh yes, that is how we do it here
Oh, you demand a more Vaudevillian homage
To key feminist thought?
Ha, male privileges frantically checked?
Okay, go sit through Less Talk
Single moms to the front
We came here to rock, uh
Alright, so not quite John Stoltenberg, after all
But I ain't quite Charlie Sheen
The truth is a little bit of column A, a little bit column B
But you, you're the main character in a masterwork by Molière
It's quite the Broadway production you got going on over there
Impressive how long some can keep the illusion alive
You think you nailed the end of Act III? I can't wait for Act V
Overture
Curtains
Hit the lights
But aren't we all just better off coming clean?
Instead of this endless self-flagellating talk?
The painfully predictable denouement?
Performative schlock
Single moms to the front
We came here to rock

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