-Quick Revive-
Whenever things,
Been draggin' you down,
Grabbed you by the hair
And pulled you to the ground,
If you wanna get up,
You need a little revive.
If you wanna get up...
YOU NEED A LITTLE REVIVE! (Yeah)
-Juggernog-
When you need some help to get by, Something to make you feel strong.
Reach for Juggernog tonight,
Sugar seduction delight!
When you need to feel big and strong, Reach for Juggernog tonight
-Double Tap Root Beer-
Cowboys can't shoot slow
Or they'll end up below.
When they need some help,
They reach for the Root beer shelf
(Yee-Haw)
Cowboys can't shoot slow,
or they'll end up below,
when they need some help,
they reach for the Root beer shelf.
YA THIRSTY PARTNER!?!?
-Speed Cola-
Your hands are slow,
your movements sluggish,
your lack of speed,
just brings you anguish.
Just take a sip,
you will move faster.
Just try it now!
And speed is mastered!
Press those lips against
the only one that really moves you.
Speed Cola speeds up your life!
-Stamin-Up-
Stamina-min-Up!
Stamina-min-Up!
Stamina-min-Up!
When you need some extra runnin',
when you need some extra time,
when you want to keep on gunnin',
when you like a twist of lime.
When you need to keep on moving,
when you need a get-away,
when you need to keep on groovin',
when you need that vitamin K,
babe, you know you want me!
Let's run the extra mile!
I'll open your eyes and I'll make you see!
I'll make it worth your while!
Stamina-min-Up!
Sounds like it's Staaaaamin-Up time!
Oh yeah, bring it baby.
Bring it!
-PhD Flopper-
PhD, the night-time scene.
PhD, the streets are mean.
PhD, the things I have seen,
the good (PhD),
the bad,
and the in-between (Flopper).
When you dive to prone,
you are surely gonna own,
PhD (Flopper)!
When you dive to prone, it's gonna shake ya to the bone,
all the zombies gonna groan,
'cause of PhD!
PhD, the feelin's growing strong.
PhD, so right that it feels wrong.
PhD, like the of a song (Flopper). PhD, not short but not too long.
Slap your body to the floor,
everybody needs some more,
of your lovin',
your explosive lovin'.
When you dive to prone,
it's gonna shake ya to the bone,
all the zombies gonna groan,
cause of PhD! (PhD!)
(Flopper)! Damn straight!
-DeadShot Daiquiri-
To err is human,
to forgive is divine.
Well I'm not forgiving,
and the error ain't mine!
They ain't quite human;
least they're not to my eyes.
One sip of this and I'll give 'em
the shock of their lives!
Yeah, we got the guns
and we got the bombs!
In deadshot heaven,
we pop skulls for fun!
Zero in baby, zero on that spot,
the hot spot baby,
give it all you got!
So you quit complainin',
about your bad aimin'!
Just try, try again for me!
With the headshot power of
Deadshot Daiquiri!
-Mule Kick-
Legend tells us of a man,
a hero in a tortured land,
where Senoritas lived in fear.
There lonely nights in deep despair,
he was EL BURRO!
(Hee-Haw, Hee-Haw).
Across the fields, across the plains.
He ran so fast he dodged the rain.
He was El Burro!
He hurried in to save the day,
gun in hand, a thrice they say!
He was strong like a Mule,
he was stubborn like a Mule,
he even kicked like a Mule,
El Burro! (El Burro!).
A man not equal, so they say.
But some and more,
it's just the way!
He was El Burro!
He was EL BURRO!
EL BURRO! (Hee-Haw, Hee-Haw)
-Tombstone Soda-
Rest in pieces, down for the count.
No revival, your bleedin' out.
Your appitite says
you died a wealthy man,
but you could have it all come back
It's like a mess in plans,
with Tombstone, it's Tombstone,
it's Tombstone, it's Tombstone!
Health is drainin', you're on the ropes.
Death is waitin', don't loose your hopes. Your will and testament,
ain't making that much sense,
you're listed as the only here
of whom you may bequest,
it's Tombstone, it's Tombstone,
it's Tombstone! it's Tombstone!
Tombstone...
-Who's Who-
I was talking to myself
just the other day
I was hearin' lots of things
I never thought I'd say
but one thing I said
really blew my mind
Who's Who?
I said I don't know me,
but I know you
but if you listen closely
we can talk it through
it ain't as simple
as we're gonna find
Who's Who?
I think I will save you,
I think I don't blame you
'cos I like you and you like me
I was talking to myself just the other day
then the bad man came,
took me away
I feel bad
but not as bad as me
I was talking to myself just the other day
(Get off me man!)
then the bad man came, took me away
(You got the wrong man!)
I feel bad
(I am not that man!)
but not as bad as me
(Not who I am!)
Who's Who?
-Electric Cherry-
*Instrumental*
-Vulture's Aid-
-*Pack-a-Punch*-
Friends, neighbors,
ladies, gentlemen,
if you're feeling underpowered,
I'll help you make ammends,
stick your weapon in the slot,
and let it change your luck,
few things in life are guaranteed,
but I promise this won't suck.
Punch your fists into the air,
and raise a rebel yell!
There's lotsa baduns out there
you need to send to hell! (hell!)
With Pack-A-Punch
I have a hunch,
your problems will be gone,
but if you end up on the ground,
sing a country western song.
Pack-A-Punch (everybody!),
Pack-A-Punch (yee-haw!),
Pack-A-Punch,
Pack-A-Punch,
Pack-A-Punch (everybody!),
Pack-A-Punch,
Pack-A-Punch (yee-haw!),
Pack-A-Punch (WOOOOHOO!)

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