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If I were a deputy
I would be a well-intentioned guy
I would promote the industry
Without forgetting Chepe from the market
If I were a cardinal
I would censure the sermon if it is repeated
I would get a girlfriend
To avoid playing hide-and-seek
That's why I'm not
Neither a deputy nor a cardinal
I'm a carnival puppet
To be king of England
I would start by returning the lands
That have been stolen
Just to those who cannot fight
If I were Demi Moore
There would be no unseemly proposition
For less of a million
I would have gone to sleep with anything
That's why I'm not
King of England nor Demi Moore
I'm an apprentice singer-songwriter
Looking for stories at cocktail parties
Puritans in the brothels
Looking for geniuses in the barracks
Biting strips at the checkpoints
Looking for flowers in the trash
Looking for unharmed in dictatorships
Looking for humans in the cartoons
Looking for dwarfs with height
If I were a child again
I'm sure I wouldn't pay attention to anyone
They inherit their complexes
Church and even soccer team
If that were what I am
I would surely think that everything is fine
What can I do
If I am already a passenger on this train
That is why I am not
Neither a child nor what I am
I am another dish on the tablecloth