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Hey, Voldemort, how are you doing?
Why don't you talk to me?
How is all that world domination?
I heard you're having trouble recently
The kids these days think they're so clever
They're always in your way
They stand up for what they believe in
Well, that's just not how children should behave
So, are the rumours true, is he out there?
Harry is the one who will defeat you
The Daily Prophet's new exclusive interview
With the Dark Lord, You-Know-Who
The Minstry has been corrupted
They say that Scrimgeour's dead
They're rounding up the Muggle-borns
And saying that 'Magic is Might' instead
So, what went on at Godric's Hollow?
It's such a mystery
If you could please give us a story
A personal autobiography
So, are the rumours true, is he out there?
Harry is the one who will defeat you
The Daily Prophet's new exclusive interview
With the Dark Lord, You-Know-Who
Read all about it, it's the story
You've all been waiting for
Read all about it from his perspective
Everything you want to know and more
So, are the rumours true, is he out there?
Harry is the one who will defeat you
The Daily Prophet's new exclusive interview
With the Dark Lord, You-Know-Who