I've denounced my ethnicity
In favor of something more Kawaii
Claim the land of the rising sun
Where One Piece comes from.
I've learned all of the dance moves
To the opening songs of my favorite cartoons
I say itadakimasu when I eat
This pretty much makes me japanese
There's more to Japan than
J-pop, Harajuku, Dragon Ball Z
More to the language than
Sugoi and kawaii
Eat sushi all you want
Like One punch man
By all means be a fan of Japan
That's fine
But just don't cross the line
Cause if you run with your arms to the side
Cause if the only thing that gives you an erection
Is your body pillow and your sword collection
You're a weeb
I've denounced my ethnicity
In favor of something more Kawaii
Claim the land of the rising sun
Where One Piece comes from.
I've learned all of the dance moves
To the opening songs of my favorite cartoons
I say itadakimasu when I eat
This pretty much makes me japanese
There's a lot wrong in this world
But there's something wrong in you
If the thought of new Pokémons
Makes you bust a nut•eru
Why's your profile picture on LinkedIn
Mikasa from Attack on Titan?
Tsundere!
Lolicon!
Yandere!
If you know these words you're a baka!
Your waifu is stupid!
A Falcon Punch is what you deserve
Ouuuuuuuuh
I've denounced my etnicity
In favor of something more Kawaii
Claim the land of the rising sun
Where hentai comes from.
I've learned all of the dance moves
To the opening songs of my favorite cartoons
I say itadakimasu when I eat
This pretty much makes me japanese
Don't fuck with me!
I'll let you know that my anger raises my chi!
Talk shit on anime and I swear to God
You'll make me turn Super Saiyan three!
This isn't even my final form!

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