Guess what, ever since the world began
Same plot
Everyone's been dumping on their fellow man
Pounding people
They feel better then
I hope you're taking notes 'cause
You feel everyone deserves a shot
Get real
Some of us have got it, girl
And some got squat
That's the truth, oh honey, like it or not
I hate to break to you
My daddy told me you get nowhere beeing nice
So now I'm sharing his advice:
The world according to Chris is
Better to strike than get struck
Better to screw than get screwed
You'd probably think it's bizarre
And that's the way things are
(Sue/Betty/Lilli: But that doesn't mean it has to be that way
What does it cost to be kind?
Chris/Veronica/Camila: Ew, what have you done with my best friend?)
My daddy told me who's on top and who's below
And now it's time I let you
The world according to Chris is
Better to punch than get punched
Better to burn than get burned
Learn that and you're gonna go far
'Cause that's the way things are
(Hananananana Hanananana Hanananana)
Let's party people
(Hananananana Hanananana Hanananana)
According to Chris
The world according to Chris
The world according to Chris
The world according to Chris
The world according to Chris
The world

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