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There's a mushroom on my eyelid
There's a carrot down my back
I can see in the distance
A vast quantity of beans
To you I'm just a flavour
To make your stew taste nice
Oh my god, here come the onions
And â I don't believe it! â at least a pound of rice
There was a time when bacon sandwiches
Were everyone's favourite snack
I'm delicious when I'm crunchy
Even when I'm almost black
So why you make a soup with me
I just can't understand
It seems so bloody tasteless
Not to mention underhand
Now there's no hope of getting out of here
I can feel I'm going soft
Dirty waters soak my fibres
The whole saucepan's getting hot
So I may as well resign myself
Make friends with a few peas
But I just, I can't help hoping
That a tummy ache will bring you to your knees
Bring you to your knees
Bring you to your knees
Bring you to your knees
(repeat to fade)
- Album:
- Different Every Time
- Short Break
- Shleep
- Dondestan
- Old Rottenhat
- Nothing Can Stop Us
- Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard
- Rock Bottom
- The End Of An Ear
- Miscellaneous
- For The Ghosts Within
- Different Every Time: Benign Dictatorships
- EPs
- Mighty Reel
- Mid-Eighties
- EPs (Digital Download)
- His Greatest Misses
- Theatre Royal Drury Lane 8.09.1974
- Drury Lane
- Different Every Time: Ex Machina