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Rodney Carrington
Miscellaneous
A Beer Is Better Than A Woman
A beer is much better than a woman, Iâll tell you why iâm right
A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night
A beer will go down easy, a beer is allways wet
Do I want a wife? No thanks! Another beer? You bet!
A beer wonât fake a headache, a beer wonât tell me âstopâ
A beer will not get angry when try to take off itâs top
A beer wonât call me selfish, a beer will understand
If one night I prefer to have it the can
I love my beer, let it be said
I guarantee if you pour it right youâll allways get good head
I love my beer, there is no doubt
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
A beer is much better than a woman, now this is understood
You donât have to wash a beer to make it taste real good
A beer wonât get premenstrual, each month of the year
And I wonât pay allemony if I decide to dump my beer
I still drink beer, Iâll never quit
When a beer is getting pissed itâll never throw a fit
Is that beer cold, hell I donât mind
A fridged beer is the best kind
I love my beer, let it be said
I guarantee if you pour it right youâll allways get good head
I love my beer, there is no doubt
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
Now give me another beer baby and shut up!
- Album:
- Laughter’s Good
- El Nino Loco
- King Of The Mountains
- Nut Sack
- Morning Wood
- hanging with rodney
- Miscellaneous
- The Hits
- Greatest Hits
- Gimme an "F"
- Promo Only: Country Radio, May 2007
- Beer For My Horses
- Beer for My Horses (Soundtrack from the Motion Picutre)
- Beer for My Horses (Soundtrack for the Original Motion...
- Here Comes the Truth!