I'm an old Punk
And I've got a Kid
And he wants to do all the things that I did
He wants to go out
And he wants to get pissed
There's so many things he wants to do so I wrote him a list... and goes like this
Get your lip pierced, spit in a coppers face and rip your shirt
Get a girfriend that smokes and wears leather mini skirts
Make sure her tights are ripped and do speed till your brain hurts
Sign on the dole and rufuse to get a job, puncuate your sentances with swearwords and gob and never forget, Joe Strummer is god
Form a band with your mates but don't bother to practice, just drink loads of cider and call yourselves cat piss, do all of this and your about half way there.
Get a spiderweb tattoo in the middle of your face, die your hair orange and smoke like a fireplace
Get a leather jacket and only take it off when your shagging
In fact never take it off cos when made you I was wearing my leather and a girl named sue, turned out to be called mary, you probably only know her as mum
Then you came along I had to get a job, you can't raise a son when your signing on but you can keep the faith and keep writing songs
Whatever its called
Do it this way do it that way, do it this way, do it like your dad
I'm an old punk and I've got a kid, and he wants to do all the things that I did
He wants to go out and he wants to get pissed and if is wasn't for the cider that night he probably wouldn't exist

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