I saw you staring from across the room at the New York Comic-Con.
I couldn't see you clearly ‘cause I had my Vader helmet on.
You asked me out to dinner in some far away locale.
You showered me with diamonds and you sang me songs of romance
But I only like Weird Al (Like a surgeon, eat it!)
If you want to love me, hold me, and hug me,
Say I'm the Rose to your Doctor Who
Be Han to my Leia and hear what I say-a
I need a Clark for my Lois, too
I need a Scott for my Ramona, and a Johnathan for my Pearl
My special guy knows the cake is a lie… 'cause I'm a Geeky Girl!
I need a man who will rescue me like Mario rescues Peach
He knows I'm always in another castle, but I'm never quite out of reach.
He doesn't need the intelligence of Sheldon, Bruce Wayne, or V (V or Q or J or K)
I'd rather kiss Joss Whedon, or a Morpheus, or a Legolas, or a knight who always tells me Ni (Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!)
If you adore me and you want to score me,
Let me Bones to your Agent Booth.
Like Marshall and Lily, we'll always be silly.
Like Mulder and Scully, we'll search for the truth.
I need a Westley for my Buttercup, an Abed for my Troy,
A man who likes Tron, helps me catch Pokémon. (Gotta catch ‘em all!)
I need a Geeky Boy!
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
in' up words, and phrases, and clauses…
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, does whatever a Spider-Pig does.
Can we swing from a web? No he can't, 'cause he's a pig.
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Pig!
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts!
And when we think about you, it makes me wanna fart!
If you really need me, and you want to meet me,
be the Homer to my Marge.
Like Ginny and Harry, we'll finally marry,
though the death count will be large. (Everyone dies!)
I need an Arthur for my Trillian, a Randy for my Earl,
a Rachel and Ross, a Zoe and Wash… 'cause I'm a geeky girl.

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