Schneider Helge
There's rice, baby
Telephone man
Hey, hey, telephone man.
The phone rings and I'm in the basement,
maybe just dialed,
but I'm faster.
I am the telephone man,
I answer the telephone,
I am the telephone man,
I answer the telephone.
The phone rings,
and I'm in the basement,
maybe just dialed,
[ha ha - I've sung it before.]
[Wait a minute. ]
[So - again.]
The phone rings,
and I'm in the basement,
maybe just dialed,
but I'm faster.
I'm the telephone man,
[Nope -- again.]
[Nope - Peter.]
[*take a breath*]
The telephone rings,
/>and I'm in the basement.
Maybe just dialed, but I'm faster.
I'm the telephone man,
[No - that wasn't a good job.]
[Not a good job, Peter.]
[So... normally I have to now get out the punishment mask.]
[So, again. *clears throat*]
I'm standing in the basement,
suddenly I hear the telephone ringing.
The telephone rings,
and I'm in the basement,
maybe I'm just dialed,
but I'm faster.
I am the telephone man,
I answer the telephone,
I am the telephone man,
I answer the telephone.
It makes dideldi, it makes düdeldühü, it makes ring-ring-ring, haha.
I am the telephone man,
I always answer,
I am always ready,
on the telephone.
I'm standing in the kitchen,
cooking myself something nice,
the phone goes,
I drop the spoon.
I am the telephone man,
I answer the telephone,
I am always ready,
on the telephone apparatus.
Suddenly there is a knock on the door,
there is someone knocking.
I'm the door man,
I'll go to the door,
I'll open the door,
There's someone outside.
He says dingelding, he says dongeldong,
he says düdeldüdü and also dudeldudo.
He would be the telephone man,
I'm always losing weight,
from 60 to 55 kilos.
La la la, forgot the lyrics, whatever.
Dab dabadab-dideldudu, rock rock rock-e me baby,
rock-e rock-e rock - rock rock rock-e baby ...
Telephone man!

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