Handsome…
Handsome...
Handsome and strong the officer stands
He's ready for a gun fight
With anyone who's smoking grass
Or pissing in the moonlight
With that homoerotic hat
And his laces neatly tied
He's a victim and a guide of the worldwide
Religious dreams of the stateside
Chest out, arms crossed
Ready to obey
He cannot wait to pepper spray
These lawless actions till they go away
It's ineffective, it's inhumane
But Wayne's not to blame for his lame campaign
The poor man grew up with Horatio Caine
Horatio Caine
Handsome and strong the officer stands
He's ready for a gun fight
With anyone who's smoking grass
Or pissing in the moonlight
Now Wayne has caught another
Drug war millionaire
Give him another four years
He'll get a sore ass from his love affairs
Give him another fifteen
He'll be the coldest man you've ever seen
I'd wish that Wayne would question these things
But he hasn't got the time
He's in his prime, chasing crime
An eye for an eye for an eye for a dime
It's ineffective, it's inhumane
But Wayne's not to blame for his lame campaign
The poor man grew up with Horatio Caine
Horatio Caine

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