I love you, you hate me
Let's make it up over a cup of tea
Take your mind off your mortality
Win fifty pounds for a shopping spree
Take a break
From the daily routine
Disconnect yourself
From the washing machine
The operation didn't go as planned
Couldn't have happened to a nicer man
Cleo, the Doberman saved my life
My uncle's mistress ran off with my wife
Take a break
From the daily routine
Disconnect yourself
From the washing machine
Bet he did it with my teenage neighbor
While I was in labor, I was in labor
Take a break
From the daily routine
Disconnect yourself
From the washing machine
Take a break
From the daily routine
Send your life story
To the cheap magazine

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