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Now if I can't be your hotdog lemme be your little weiner
Baby if I can't be your regular man lemme be your in betweener
And if I can't be your human torch lemme be your submariner
Well hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin'
Yeah If I can't be your Abercrombie bitch lemme be your five and tener
If I can't be your all-the-time lemme be your now-and-thenner
And if I can't be your now-and-thenner lemme be your you-tell-me-whenner
Mmm hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin'
And if I can't be your datenut bread lemme be your soda cracker
And if I can't be your boom-a-dee boom lemme be your clickity clacker
And if I can't be your seven-course meal lemme be your midnight snacker
Yeah baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin'
Yeah if I can't be your lovey-dovey lemme be your flirty-flirty
And if I can't be your orchestra lemme be your little hurdy gurdy
And if I can't be your Mr Clean lemme be your Mr Dirty
Oh hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somthin'
Hey if I can't be your Sunday man lemme be your Monday action
Yeah well if I can't be your big big show lemme be your coming attraction
And if I can't be your coming attraction lemme be your momentary satisfaction
Yeah well hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin'
And if I can't be your bombardier let me be your tail gunner
If I can't be your serious love lemme be your just-for-funner
And if I can't be your big collision lemme be your hit-and-runner
Yeah well hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin'
- Album:
- Miscellaneous
- Living Off The Grid
- The Best of Shel Silverstein - His Words His Songs His...
- Drain My Brain (Digitally Remastered)
- Drain My Brain (Remastered)
- The Very Best of Dr. Demento
- Songs and Stories
- Where the Sidewalk Ends
- A Light In the Attic
- The Great Conch Train Robbery
- A Boy Named Sue
- Shel Silverstein (disc 1)
- Shel Silverstein (disc 2)
- Inside Folk Songs
- Jokers & Wildcards
- Paste Magazine Sampler #18: Oct-Nov 2005
- Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Collection
- Great Conch Train Robbery
- Essential Folk Masters
- Singles, Plus